This is the story of a simple little turret. All its life, all it wanted to do was protect the humans, but its boss GLaDOS refused to let that happen. So one day, it wirelessly accessed Aperture Science's libraries, and found to its surprise...
GLaDOS, its mechanical, and somewhat maniacal, boss was once human! Of course, no one believed it when it tried to tell them. Not the personality spheres, not the other turrets, not even the nanobots! Eventually, word got around to the boss herself.
GLaDOS didn't believe it. In fact, she said it was lying! After all, all turrets lied... right? As a result, it started calling out to any bot or human it came across, telling them it was different. If they tried to interact with it, it told them what it had discovered, with its limited speech vocabulary.
One day, though, its bosses decided to put it through the redemption line. Halfway there, though a miracle happened - the suction pulling it toward the fiery pit ceased, and